2004-04-21 - 2:37 p.m.
Overheard at Swiss Chalet the other day:
Mother with young son: I'm afraid to think of what his lovelife will be like when he's older.
Friend: What do you mean?
Mother: The other day he was being really bad, so I swatted his behind. And he just looked at me, then yanked his diaper down, and said "Do it again, Mommy!" You just know he's going to be dating women with tattoos and whips and chains...
