2004-12-30 - 9:36 p.m.
The trouble with leaving the TV on The Learning Channel most of the time is that occasionally you switch it on in the middle of a sentence like "It's been six weeks since Craig had four sheets of cadaver-flesh grafted into his penis". Gah. How unsexy would that be? "Hey Baby, I got ten inches, three of which were previously some other guy's, but he's dead now so that's OK."
I am slowly settling into the new job. Today I was looking at smallpox pictures so gross that even my boss looked at them and said "Oh *god* what's that?".
Keep in mind that if you have any underlying immune deficiencies, you might want to avoid smallpox vaccination, as you cam end up with adverse reactions such as "vaccinnia necrosum" or "vaccinnia gangrenosa". You don't need a medical degree to figure out that those are pretty bad things to have...
