2005-01-28 - 7:18 p.m.
I could not make this stuff up if I *tried*:
"This Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical (NBC)-hardened 'bubble' is a new and revolutionary solution for protection against chemical and biological warfare inside existing buildings and is suitable for home use.
The Noah's ArkŪ 'Bubble' provides in addition to radioactive fallout, protection against all current known chemical, biological and environmentally dangerous substances and is intended for use in buildings /flats which do not have specifically protected areas or shelters.
After set-up, the Noah's ArkŪ 'Bubble' inflates in just a few minutes to provide a toxic-free area without the need of either special tools, or when in use, of wearing gasmasks and can provide protection for up to 6 people for prolonged periods.
Noah's ArkŪ 'Bubbles' come with full instructions, operation and safety manuals.
What else do I need?
The Noah's ArkŪ 'Bubble' is designed for continuous use. Apart from a will to live, all you need is plenty of food, water, sanitation and entertainment facilities to survive for many weeks during a prolonged external attack."
"Apart from a will to live" - that's the line that really kills me. That, adn the picture on the website that shows the ahppy family safely ensconced in their 6-person protective bubble in their living room...
