2005-03-03 - 9:42 p.m.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I could not make this stuff up if I tried. Today we stumbled on the website of a decon gear manufacturer that not only makes the usual gear - tyvek suits, butyl suits, the kind of hazmat get-ups you see people on TV wearing - but makes them in junior sizes, right down to a baby-carrier, like an air-tight snuggly complete with vent for respirator equipment and a little window that your little contamination-free darling can see out of. I just... I don't think I want to spend too much time pondering the scenarios in which they envision this stuff being purchased and used.
