2005-08-09 - 6:15 a.m.
I have discovered that it's impossible to eat cherry fun-dip quietly and inconspicuously at your desk. Tasty little granules get all over your keyboard, you leave red smeary fingerints on important documents, and when people come to see what that weird little noise is (the noise of you desperately trying to get the last bits our of the corners of the rustly paper package with your little candy stick)they find you with fun-dip in the corners of your mouth.
None of this contributes to your credibility at work.
